In downtown Tulsa, sometimes strange things happen. Even in perfectly normal, peaceful office environments. A few days ago, the peace was shattered by a sudden, unprovoked attack by Window Ninjas! Read on for the play-by-play (which occurred, 2009-style, on Twitter).
The first sign of danger:
Aug 10, 8:41am. Protective cover over sidewalk next to BOk building. I expect window ninjas later today.
Later, tee_dub reported:
Aug 10, 11:20am. Window ninjas are hanging from my building.
I was frightened:
Aug. 10, 11:57am. D'OH do you mean to tell me that the ninjas are ATTACKING??
Then, tee_dub reported:
Aug 10, 1:36pm. I captured a window ninja!
I was ecstatic!
Aug 10, 1:44pm. WOAH!!! THAT'S A SCARY ONE!!!!
But soon it was clear to me that the Window Ninja that had been captured was not alone:
Aug 10, 4:39pm. AAAAAAAAH! THE WINDOW NINJA IS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!!!!!!!
Apparently I was not spotted:
Aug 10, 4:44pm. Whew... he left.
The next day I assumed I was safe. THAT didn't last long! To my horror, I realized that a Window Ninja was in my very own office, just inside the window!
Aug 11, 2:18pm. OH! MY! GOSH! THE WINDOW NINJAS ARE ATTACKING!!!
But with the help of some friends, the Ninja was contained:
Aug 11, 4:52pm. Pirates capture the Window Ninja and force him to walk the plank!
The pirates did not, however, act alone:
Aug 11, 5:14pm. The REAL muscle behind the pirates' capture of Window Ninja was... Bumblebee!
Future installments of the Window Ninja saga may appear on my Twitter. Follow me!
2 comments:
Wow-we Da-de! Good thing I built that pirate ship!
- Anonymous M
In case anyone was wondering, Mikey posted the comment above... he built the pirate ship that saved his dad from the ninja! (Actually, I think he also gave me the ninja in the first place...)
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