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Thursday, December 24, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
The Window Ninja Saga
In downtown Tulsa, sometimes strange things happen. Even in perfectly normal, peaceful office environments. A few days ago, the peace was shattered by a sudden, unprovoked attack by Window Ninjas! Read on for the play-by-play (which occurred, 2009-style, on Twitter).
The first sign of danger:
Aug 10, 8:41am. Protective cover over sidewalk next to BOk building. I expect window ninjas later today.
Later, tee_dub reported:
Aug 10, 11:20am. Window ninjas are hanging from my building.
I was frightened:
Aug. 10, 11:57am. D'OH do you mean to tell me that the ninjas are ATTACKING??
Then, tee_dub reported:
Aug 10, 1:36pm. I captured a window ninja!
I was ecstatic!
Aug 10, 1:44pm. WOAH!!! THAT'S A SCARY ONE!!!!
But soon it was clear to me that the Window Ninja that had been captured was not alone:
Aug 10, 4:39pm. AAAAAAAAH! THE WINDOW NINJA IS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!!!!!!!
Apparently I was not spotted:
Aug 10, 4:44pm. Whew... he left.
The next day I assumed I was safe. THAT didn't last long! To my horror, I realized that a Window Ninja was in my very own office, just inside the window!
Aug 11, 2:18pm. OH! MY! GOSH! THE WINDOW NINJAS ARE ATTACKING!!!
But with the help of some friends, the Ninja was contained:
Aug 11, 4:52pm. Pirates capture the Window Ninja and force him to walk the plank!
The pirates did not, however, act alone:
Aug 11, 5:14pm. The REAL muscle behind the pirates' capture of Window Ninja was... Bumblebee!
Future installments of the Window Ninja saga may appear on my Twitter. Follow me!
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Caturday 3/21/2009
The LOLcats are off hiatus!
moar funny pictures
(Don't tell me you've never heard this line from this movie!)
moar funny pictures
(Don't tell me you've never heard this line from this movie!)
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Now THIS dog had a rough night
Have you ever sat down outside on a cold day?
A really cold day?
Did your butt freeze to the sidewalk??
Forcing you to spend the whole night there???
If so, you know exactly how this dog felt:
Sheesh!
A really cold day?
Did your butt freeze to the sidewalk??
Forcing you to spend the whole night there???
If so, you know exactly how this dog felt:
SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - A dog weighing more than 120 pounds survived being frozen to a sidewalk overnight, probably because he was insulated by layers of fat, authorities said.The rest of the article is right here. I guess the moral of the story is, if you're a big fat dog, try not to sit down outside long enough to stick to the ground when the temperature is in the single digits.
The Sheboygan County Humane Society says the "morbidly obese" dog, an aging border collie mix named Jiffy, froze to the sidewalk when he was left out overnight Wednesday. Shelter manager Carey Payne says few dogs could survive the single-digit temperatures, and it was probably the fat that made the difference.
Sheesh!
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